May 28, 2011

Wizards

So. Lemme tell you abut quite the possibly greatest frinking game of all time: Wizards. his shit is the shit; it'll get you drunk and you'll have a lt of fun with it. I'm like 12 beers in along with some Lemon G to pregame.


This sin't the right wizard, goddammit.


Annwyay...

Wizards is a drinking game requiring multiple people. The bjec tof this game is to drink the most. Whever drinks the most gets bragging rights, plus whatever else you might want to award. To playu, you need cans of beer and duct tape. You start by drinking your first beer. Once you're done, you'll tape your next beer on top of that. once done with taht, you tape the next beet on top of that. Soon enough, you have a very large "staff." That is Wizards in the simplest stance. To learn more about the game (including a variation to play the game), check this shit out: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wisest%20Wizard

Wizards may go hy many names, incluing Wisest Wizards, Wizards of Warcraft, of some other stupif shit involving qitches.
Let me tell you; it's a  great drinking game. This is my 3rd time playing currently: the first timie I finished 11 beers (the prefivious record), but woke up in a bathtub. The second time involved me passing out after 9 beers in about 2 hours. Poor showing.


This is the idea, htu this guy lks like a bitch.


Right now, a friend went home with another frined after 16 beers in. I'm on 12 now, and I'm not tired. I'll be drinking all night to kick his motherfuckin' ass ho.. It's gonna get real. There might b picutures the enxt time I mak e a post, btu we'll see.


This is a better pic of how "wizards' is played, bit these guys still all suck.


Fack da hatahz.

19 comments:

  1. I've never heard of this game, but looking at the pictures, I think I've past my prime for playing this game. Long gone are my nights of devouring a 12 pack by myself.

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  2. first time i hear for that

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  3. your spelling errors really demonstrates your drunkenness, =D. sounds like a fun game though

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  4. lol, looks cool. Love the little drunk typos.

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  5. I thought that this was great. Cheers.

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  6. wait a minute... are you a wizard? cause if you are, i am in awe!

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  7. This game may cause some problems...

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  8. Hahahaha there's a lot of uses for the word 'Wizards' damn, gotta try that game, following, take care man!

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  9. Holy fuck dude, were you drunk when you wrote this post?! Or am I the drunk one....Cheers!

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  10. Haha, it's pretty easy to tell that you were smashed when writing this! Nice game though, I'll be sure to try it out some time.

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  11. Wow... doesn't really sound that fun!

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  12. I don't drink...but this still looks kind of fun.

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  13. I have never drank before, but it looks like an interesting game.

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  14. What if you are using bottles?

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  15. FER SURE GUNNA PLAY prolly tonight.
    p.s. the tag "drunk as fuck" i found funny

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