Now, it's making its' first and only visit to this blog.
Let's review, since too many of you we're sitting there with awkward boners in class when they were reviewing PEMDAS.
P = parentheses
E = exponent
M = multiplication
D = division
A = addition
S = subtraction
That's the order of operations. Now, if you remember correctly (which you don't), when you would see this equation, you would start by doing anything in parentheses first, followed by doing anything with an exponent. Here's the part that messes with people because they were too busy staring at the teacher's ass instead of FUCKING PAYING ATTENTION.
The stupidity... it hurts.
You can "group" multiplication and division together, as you can group addition and subtraction together. When multiple operations of these groups exist (i.e. you'll have to multiply/divide more than once), you go from left to right, NOT MULTIPLYING EVERYFUCKINGTHING FIRST, THEN DIVIDING EVERYFUCKINGTHING AFTER YOU MULTIFUCKINGPLY.
We did it! We're correct! Right?
You just did everything I told you not to do! People who fail to do this can graduate from school and do important jobs, like work in a fucking hospital. How are they going to be able to add doses of imadumbassexadrin and herpderpatonin when they can't even do PEMDAS correctly? Do people wonder why America is 17th in the world in education? It looks like I'm going to have to draw it out in crayon, like usual.
We did it! Right?
YOU BET YOUR CHEESEBURGER LOVING ASS IT IS. THE ANSWER IS NINE.
(or 9 for those who can't read. You can't do order of operations, so you might read that as a different number, like 14 or Q)
You did it, dumbass!
There. I correctly answered this question. The answer is 9. Not 1, 9. If anyone tells you otherwise, punch them in the mouth so that their teeth fly into the back of their mouth, then snap their kneecaps. Hopefully you were paying attention and not thinking about asking Jennifer Simmons to the prom. She's going with me, so piss off. She doesn't want to go to the prom with a dumbass like you anyway.